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spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.


  • person:  wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me:  i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated


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winterfellis:

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 


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cumsock:

gonna grapefruit my man tonight


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clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs


scrapes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

me everyday in math

scrapes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

me everyday in math


watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood